Him: 'I’m just having a look around thanks. I made everything here.'
Me: '...Everything?'
Him: 'Pretty much everything here, yeah. There's one or two I didn’t. I’m the Batman. I’m getting ready to retire now. I’ve finished law now and now I’m getting ready to retire.'
Me: - absolute silence. a tumbleweed may have rolled by.
Him: 'I'm just checking up on everything. The Australians should be back in about 400 years. So yeah, I’m good.'
